Fun with cold callers #984

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Mr Walter?

Yes

I am calling from the technical department and we believe you have a problem with your Windows computer. Is that right?

Which computer is that? I have seven.

But they all use the same internet connection, right?

No. Wrong. I have several internet connection methods.

But you have a problem with your insection which we can help you with…

“Insection”? I don’t know what that means.

Please turn on your computer.

Which computer? I have seven. Look, let me make this easy for you. I have worked in the repair department of a multi-national computer company for over thirty years. Do you really think that I would think that you know that there is a problem with my computer which you can help me with?

Please turn on your computer, sir.

Cheerio!

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