Got a problem? Ok, mate, “attend cabinet” – that’ll sort it.
Hey you, walking passed Downing Street on the way to MacDonalds, attend cabinet, why don’t you?
Well, David Laws fancied attending cabinet, so Cameron and Clegg agreed for him to attend.
By the way, there is no way I am going to defend David Laws. I am not going to defend the indefensible.
So they will now have to knock down a wall in Number Ten to make space for this second rank. By reckoning, this cure-all sop has now been extended to:
David Laws
Ken Clarke
Baroness Warsi
Grant Schapps
David Willets
-any other offers?
-list in progress…
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