Liberal Burblings

Hoon, Byers, Hewitt and Moran have been suspended from the parliamentary Labour party. But Sir John Butterfill remains within the cosy Tory clan, despite (from my viewing) similar apparent indiscretions on Channel Four’s Dispatches programme.

David Cameron says ‘but it’s too close to an election to suspend Butterfill’, and that it would be an “empty gesture” because Butterfill is standing down anyway. This just won’t wash. Camshaft says that Butterkins will not get a peerage, but I cannot believe that someone as low down the food chain as Butterkiss would have got a peerage anyway – so that really is a hollow gesture.

PS I am open to ideas as to how to engineer mentions of “I can’t believe it’s not butter” in this post.

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