Archive for April, 2007
The attraction of newts as relief from politics
During a brief break from delivering today, I found myself peering down into our small pond at the numerous tadpoles and couple of newts there. It does amaze me that a small pond in a garden surrounded by six foot fences, can somehow generate such life. I found it a marvellous bit of therapy, as relief from pounding the pavements.
I can understand why Ken Livingstone enjoys keeping newts.
Scotty beamed up

The ashes of James Doohan, who played Scotty in Star Trek, have been fired into space.
Bobby "Boris" Pickett dies
I was saddened to read in the Telegraph* that Bobby “Boris” Pickett has died. It takes skill to come up with a record (i.e “Monster Mash”) which is played frequently 45 years after it is issued. I played it last Haloween to my daughter. I often played it (usually from the original 45rpm disc) when I was a radio deejay. Saying “Bobby ‘Boris’ Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers” always tested my limited skills of speech. Apparently Mr Pickett used to say that, although that one record didn’t make him rich, it “paid (his) rent for 36 years”.
Of course, Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s greatest contribution to civilisation was the wonderful line:
Whatever happened to my Transylvanian Twist?
*I didn’t buy it – it was on the coffee table at the local gym.
My predictions come back to me
A hard copy of my predictions blog posting for the election results for West Berkshire Council and Newbury Town Council has now come back to me in a sealed envelope via Royal Mail, postmarked for 27th April. I will be publishing that posting after the election results have been announced. I will leave the envelope sealed, so that anyone can check the fact that I did indeed make the prediction blog posting on 27th April.
Pictured: the sealed envelope.
Police arrest Conservative councillor over corruption allegation
Disturbing news from Portsmouth via The News (dated 25th April) and the Liberal Democrat Voice. Obviously the man is innocent until proven guilty. Councillors are not often held overnight by the police, as this Conservative councillor has been:
Tory Jezz Baker was arrested at 1.30pm yesterday after a month-long police investigation.
It is understood to be alleged that Cllr Baker, who sits on the city council planning committee, took money to support planning applications.
Police have been investigating since an allegation was made by a member of the public in March.
Cllr Baker was yesterday in Romford, Essex, visiting his baby daughter, but returned to Portsmouth by arrangement with officers where he was arrested on suspicion of corruption in a public office.
Police can hold him for 24 hours without charge which can be extended to 36 hours with approval of a superintendent. Any longer needs the support of magistrates.
He was then taken to a station outside the city to be interviewed.
He was still being held this morning.
"How's it going?"
This evening, I had a chat with a local Tory candidate and council colleague who I am quite friendly with. He was putting up the usual stakeboards in his garden. “How’s it going?” he asked. “Very well”, I said,”Lovely weather for it.”
I do wonder whether he was hoping I would divulge our detailed canvass statistics. Some hope.
"How’s it going?"
This evening, I had a chat with a local Tory candidate and council colleague who I am quite friendly with. He was putting up the usual stakeboards in his garden. “How’s it going?” he asked. “Very well”, I said,”Lovely weather for it.”
I do wonder whether he was hoping I would divulge our detailed canvass statistics. Some hope.
Postal votes cast – predictions sealed
I have just cast my postal vote and made a blog posting which I will publish after the announcement of the election results on May 4th, with my election predictions for West Berkshire and Newbury. I will print off that posting later today and post it to myself, in an envelope sealed with sellotape, which I will sign across, so that I can prove through the postmark that I made the prediction today.
Election predictions for West Berkshire and Newbury
I am typing this post at 6am on 27th April. I will press “publish” on this posting after the actual results are announced on 4th May. Today I will print off this posting and post it back to myself in the Royal Mail, sealed in an envelope with sellotape which I will sign across, to prove through the postmark when I typed this.
For West Berkshire Council I predict this result:
Conservatives 41 seats
Liberal Democrats 11 seats
And for Newbury Town Council I predict this result:
Conservatives 16 seats
Liberal Democrats 7 seats
The Liberal Democrats locally and nationally fought a fantastically good campaign. It was first class. However, there is a tide at work at the moment. National trends, Tory phone banks, repeated letters – that sort of thing. West Berkshire is a marginal enough area as it is.
As I learnt as a kid living on the coast, you can’t fight the tide. It comes and it goes.
Us Liberal Democrats in West Berkshire and nationally have all slogged ourselves out through hard work. But then again, we fought just as hard a campaign in the mid-1990s when we won all but seven seats on Newbury District Council. But at that time the tide was with us and against the Conservatives.
We should remember the old Rudyard Kipling lines:
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
At the end of the day, we should be able to say that we did our very best and that we know what we believe in. In West Berkshire and nationally, us LibDems did our very best in this campaign, we clearly know what we believe in and we are our true to our beliefs. That is all that matters. The rest is tide.
Two of my friends are currently facing cancer and have days or weeks left in this world. It puts things into perspective.
It is sometimes worth asking oneself: “When I am on my deathbed (if I am lucky enough to have one!), what sort of things will I regret not doing?”
The answer for me is: I would regret it if I didn’t spend enough time enjoying my family, being with friends and enjoying God’s world – sun, dawn, sea, rivers, exercise, fresh air, real ale etc.
What I definitely won’t say to myself on my deathbed is this:
If only we had won that election….and if only I had spent more time in council meetings.
Newsnight predict Labour meltdown
A fascinating Newsnight last night. Michael Crick is starting to make his mark as their political editor.
According to the University of Plymouth’s study of 50 recent by-elections, they predict these May 3rd results:
Conservatives on 38% and +330 seats
Liberal Democrats on 29% and +110 seats
Labour on 24% and -500 seats
This would put Labour lower than Michael Foot’s 1982 29% level and lower even than the Tories’ 25% in 1995 under Major.
They also reported that John McDonnell and Michael Meacher have made an agreement to meet when Blair resigns and compare MP signature lists. The one with the least signatures of support at that time will drop out.

